Anonymous asked: Imagine Space Dandy doing the Old Spice commercials
Hello, ladies. Look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me.
Sadly, he isn’t me. But if he stopped using shitty hair gel and switched to Dapper Dandy Pomade he could have hair like me.
Look down. Back up. Where are you?
You’re on the Aloha Oe, with the man your man could have hair like. What’s in your hand? Back at me.
I have it. It’s an unregistered alien with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again.
The tickets are now stardust.
Anything is possible when your man looks like Space Dandy and not a lady.
I’m on a surf board.